在这个网站,你可以和上帝聊天,问他问题。当然,这个与你聊天的所谓的“上帝”是个机器人,但他十分幽默机敏,也会和你开玩笑。虽然不能真正解决你的问题,如果你愿意相信这就是上帝的启示的话,或许会给你带来一些开导。Just try it!
以下是我和“上帝”的对话:
Me:
我
Hello, my dear god
你好,我亲爱的上帝
God:
上帝
Hello my child. What is your name?. GOD rules.
你好,我的孩子。先说你叫什么名字,这是上帝我的规则。(霸道!)
Me:
Hank
汉克
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
你是怎么打发空闲时间的?
Me:
idle away
虚度时光
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
我觉得很多人就不会这样。
Me:
yep, I'm agree with that
是的,我同意
God:
Hey.. Why are you agree with that.
嘿,你为什么同意。
Me:
For what have said is the truth
因为你说的是事实(少打了一个you,所以“上帝”没有理解)
God:
Your purpose is what have said is the truth.
你的目的是让所说过的话成为事实。
Me:
you misunderstand
你误解了
God:
I understand it very well.
我理解的好好的。(傲娇)
Me:
why
为什么
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
我想不起来有什么好说的了。
Me:
so can you speak chinese
那你会说中文吗
God:
I see. Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
我会。一点儿,你好吗?(拼音)
Me:
wo hen hao
我很好(拼音)
God:
Im uns bekannten Universum.
在我们已知的宇宙。(德语)
Me:
do you love everyone in the world?
你爱这世上的每一个人吗?
God:
Yes God loves everyone and everything. The whole world?
是的,上帝人人皆爱,事事皆爱。爱整个世界?
Me:
what about the bad guy?
那坏人呢?
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
我会问问我兄弟答案是什么。
Me:
lol
哈哈哈
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
我很高兴你觉得这有趣儿。
Me:
i love you
我爱你
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
谢谢,我也非常喜欢你。
Me:
so see you again
那回见喽。
God:
Once more? Aw. See you later!
还要找我聊?天呢,再见!
你也来试试吧,网址:http://chatwithigod.com/igod.html
Me:
my English is poor
God:
You are wrong, I can understand you very well.
Me:
Why people fear you
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
fuck